From the very beginning.....

"Hi, my name is Dexter and I have a natural talent for being ridiculously cute. I'm almost 8 months old now but I thought it important to tell you my story from the very beginning."

This is me (please see above pic) aged 5 weeks old. I'm an adopted X-Persian kitten taken in by 2 humanoids - one man and one women. My first 2 days were traumatic....it started with me being carried away in a box from my mother....at first I thought it was a cruel joke, but then when the vibrations in the box stopped and I heard something hard slam shut.....I realised this was the beginning of my new life.

The box opened and I tumbled out across the cold, slippery floor. The two humanoids who brought me here were enormous....and loud too....like giants from a story my brother used to tell me. I thought they were going to crush me with their gigantic feet or squeeze my adorable face. It was scary. During those first few days, I don't remember much else other than my "safe corner" and all these weird smells and noises. Then I realised something......the humanoids weren't trying to harm me, they were trying to pat me or stroke me or something. How interesting! So, I decided to be brave - and look - there I am - standing on the humanoids couch being cute!!