It's called a TV!!! A TV!!! I knew I'd figure that out soon......wow, what a marvellous item.....and what an exciting day!! See that thing I'm sitting on.....it's my very own scratch-patch! The humanoids brought it home for me. It's just beautiful and it smells wonderful too. I love my scratch-patch. Love it! I think this is officially my favourite place in the whole wide world (with The Bathroom of course).